求《三只小猪》剧本！要求：1.是英文的 2.适合初一水平 3.要风趣、幽默我要英文的!!!!!!!!!!!

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Three little pigs and a wolf's storyOne day, the wolf must eat the three little pigs. The three little pigs have two in the doorway, there is one on the roof. ( A and B pig pig pig at the door, C on the roof. Pig A name is" who" pig B, called ", where" pig C name is" what". ) Then: the wolf:" who are you?" Pig:" on A!" Wolf:" what?" Pig A:" ' what ' on the roof." Wolf:" I ask your name?" Pig A : "my name is ' who ', ' what ' on the roof!" Wolf asked pig B. Wolf:" who are you?" Pig B: "I don't ' who ', he is ' who ' (referring to the pig A )." Wolf:" do you know him?" Pig B:" well!" Wolf:" who is he?" Pig:" is B." Wolf:" what?" Pig B:" ' what ' on the roof!" Wolf: "where?" Pig:" B ' where ' is my." Wolf:" who?" Pig B:" he is ' who '. ( A and pointing to a pig )" the wolf:" how do I know." Pig B:" you find ' who '?" Wolf:" what?" Pig B:" he's on the roof." Wolf: "where?" B:" is my pig." Wolf:" who?" Pig B: "I don't ' who ', ' who ' he is" the wolf : "day!" The pig pig:" A B" God" is our father!" Wolf:" what, is your father?" B:" not a pig!" The wolf can not stand, sigh:" why?" Pig A, B, C:" you know our grandpa?" Wolf:" what?" Pig A:" not, our grandfather was ' why '." Wolf:" why?" Pig:" is A!" Wolf:" what is it?" Pig A:" not, ' why '." Wolf:" who?" Pig:" I'm A ' who '?" Wolf:" who are you?" Pig A" : Yeah, I'm ' who '." Wolf:" what?" Pig A, B:" he's on the roof."